fuck everyone you all suck i’m growing my hair long fuck you allllllllll i have nice hair.
the alexander caudell guide to essays: chain smoke, chain coffee.
White Hart from the Wilton Diptych, 1396.
i really like watching ufc but i get really self-concious about it like it’s just not me.
i know absolutely no one wants to hear this but i dedicated a good half hour to shaving my balls in the bath and they feel amazing. like two hard boiled eggs wrapped in a silk handkerchief. like smooth as hell ‘n’ all.
apparently this is the first photo i liked on this account, tha’s cool though i dig ann woo.
Thousands of gulls in Hersham
New Years resolution: stop listening to the thong song.
this is genuinely the nicest picture that exists of my girlfriend & I.
i think it’s cute who cares i want this on my blog.